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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 05.06.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

*When did big wigs stop keeping scotch in their corner offices? The 80s? *Lazlo's Diamond Club days are a thing of the past. *Someone misunderstood the rules of vigilante justice. *Dave Portnoy vs the antisemites. *The greatest "one season wonders" in NFL quarterback history. *Luigi Mangione-The Musical *Lazlo thinks Slim's "sweet cream" is making him unpopular.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:40.3

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:46.3

Yo, my man, how are you?

0:48.3

Hey, I've never been better in my life. How are you?

0:51.3

You look great, buddy.

0:52.3

Thanks, you too.

0:53.3

I'm really, I'll tell you man i'm just

0:55.1

slide right into this morning

0:56.5

this morning man ah you know what i actually

0:59.0

not only did i not bring the mimosa i made him in the coffee

1:01.6

well i meant to make the coffee and uh i poured the milk in it

1:04.9

and uh it did not smell right

1:07.2

so i love i dumped that whole thermos but i

1:09.5

only had half a cup yesterday anyway, so. Well, it's just nice for it to be

1:12.8

here. I know, and I will start bringing it again, but

1:14.8

I don't know. It's fine, but I don't know. It's fine.

1:18.5

How are you? I'm great. Good.

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