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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 05.08.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

*We're going to a Royals game today! *If you come across a naked man in gas station bathroom, it's best to just close the door and let him finish. *A murdered man gave an impact statement at his killer's trial in Arizona. *A woman in Boston was kicked out of the ladies' room because she looks like a dude. *Lazlo loves hate. It feeds his soul.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.5

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.3

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.4

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.2

Yo, my man, how are you?

0:49.0

I'm great. How are you?

0:50.4

I'm great, man.

0:51.4

Good.

0:52.3

Everybody's got a little bit more money today if they listen to me.

0:54.8

You bet that parlay.

0:55.8

Congratulations.

0:56.6

Some people already on the Twitch, Twitch.

0:57.7

Twitch.tv slash Church allows, they'll say, and they bet it last night.

1:00.2

They're going to bet it again.

1:01.2

There you go.

1:02.0

Yep, it's fun.

1:02.6

Both those games were a little bit scary yesterday, but pull it out. be baseball coming to the rescue. Of course. Tigers went into extra innings. I was like, ah.

1:11.6

I didn't see what happened there.

1:12.9

They ended up winning an extra inning, so no big deal.

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