Wednesday, 05.01.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2024
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
*Face tattoos, gauged ears, and other cool things you should do at 18.
*What's your airplane booze of choice? How Every State Takes Their Plane Refreshments [2024 Survey] (upgradedpoints.com)
*The Celebrity Net Worth Game! Lazlo is effing good at this.
*Biden wants to stop classifying marijuana as a schedule 1 narcotic.
*Trump was fined in court and threatened with jail time.
*An emergency slide from a Boeing airplane fell off mid-flight and landed in the yard of a lawyer already suing Boeing! The matrix gets glitchy sometimes.
*Dave and Busters says they will soon allow you to bet real money on arcade games.
*Flirting on social media leads to a first date. First date leads to seduction from Crystal and then gunfire... from Crystal. Slimfast seems to think this is the stuff of fantasies. Man 'dodges bullets' as love interest 'pulls handgun' on first date 'attempted murder' (msn.com)
*Remembering the time Lazlo and Slim got hotel rooms next to each other and Lazlo got busted crawling into Slim's room from the balcony.
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the |
| 0:07.4 | selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of LASL has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:50.0 | Oh just sitting here with you what are you doing? |
| 0:52.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:53.2 | We both wore orange today. |
| 0:55.2 | I know. Like what do the odds of that? |
| 0:56.7 | It's not the exact same shape or anything. |
| 0:59.4 | It's still orange. It's still close. |
| 1:00.4 | I'll take that one shirt in a minute. |
| 1:01.9 | It's just weird. |
| 1:03.0 | I don't wear this shirt that often, |
| 1:05.0 | you've maybe worn that thing to work once or twice. |
| 1:08.0 | Or twice. |
| 1:09.0 | And today's grab it. |
| 1:10.0 | My laundry is getting delivered, |
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