Thursday, 05.02.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting.
*The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock.
*Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions.
*The Florida Trash Bros who thought it would be cute to dump garbage into the ocean are being hunted down by authorities. Video shows boaters dumping trash into the ocean in Boca Raton (youtube.com)
*Trump is on the campaign trail, trashing the judge in his hush money trial.
*Lazlo is going to try and make things work with Cher.
*Baby Reindeer might be the biggest show on television and the creators are begging people to stop looking up the real-life inspirations for the characters. Video Ad (youtube.com)
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah, you just said it, right? |
| 0:51.0 | Owning a house is stressful. |
| 0:52.0 | I don't know. What do you do? It's mostly stressful when it rains. |
| 0:54.8 | I do have to clean my gutters. Yeah and that's what I did last weekend and then I come to find out that |
| 1:00.4 | You know this is so stupid but like the way you know I don't know how this stuff works |
| 1:03.6 | and you have those those you know big I'm sure you have them on your house those |
| 1:07.8 | plastic accordion extensions that come off the downspouts to get the water |
| 1:11.7 | because they bury them sometimes around. |
| 1:13.6 | French drains but yeah I don't know what they're called. |
| 1:15.9 | Okay so I figured out that like three of mine were completely busted at the downspout |
| 1:21.2 | just ruining the foundation of my house my back door won't close and |
| 1:24.3 | my front porch so on the front of my house I have like a stone porch right that's part of the |
| 1:30.0 | foundation you walk up a couple steps and then you know how big my porch is there |
| 1:34.1 | the thing thing is sinking oh no because of improper water dispersal which is my fault |
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