Tuesday, 04.30.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2024
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
*Lazlo was really hoping someone would have watched Baby Reindeer by now.
*This NCAA antitrust lawsuit could change college sports drastically.
*Why is shopping for a car such a daunting task?
*People hate the new MLB uniforms, and it looks like Nike will do something about it.
*We know who the $1.3 billion Power Ball winner is and he's going to use the money to...finally get healthcare for his terminal illness.
*Would you trade your hapiness and sense of wellbeing to lose weight?
*Patrick Mahomes has fully embraced the villain role and we love it!
*It's been a couple of years but Slimfast is finally back with a Slim Fact!
*If you joined us on twitch today (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Slimfast finally revealed his head injury.
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.9 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | How's that head? |
| 0:51.0 | It's doing great. |
| 0:53.6 | You notice I'm down to one giant bandage today? |
| 0:57.2 | Yep. |
| 0:58.7 | As opposed to three. |
| 1:00.0 | What are you laughing about? |
| 1:01.5 | I told you I would be down to one band or something. |
| 1:04.4 | Does it hurt when you touch it? It itches a little bit. Oh, does it hurt? |
| 1:08.0 | Well, it did when I touched it like that. Sometimes I forget about it and I go to wipe you know my face or whatever and I just |
| 1:14.4 | Press on it and then see it kind of cut well no because the you know the bandaid well I mean I might be able to show it to you |
| 1:21.1 | I don't you know what if you stick around long enough today? |
| 1:23.9 | Well I'm not going anywhere. Well I know you're not I'm telling the audience if you |
| 1:27.1 | want to get on up on twitch. It's like it might be bleeding through a little |
| 1:29.9 | it's not bleeding through stop with that. I just... |
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