Wednesday, 04.24.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 25 April 2024
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
*Lazlo assumes everyone starts their morning with a :58-minute MLB recap of the previous day.
*The Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Action Heroes
*Millennials are taking over retirement communities with golf courses.
*The FTC just voided our contracts. Slimfast doesn't know what The Chamber of Commerce is.
*A father from Oklahoma is experiencing a travel nightmare. Seriously, I am going to have nightmares about this guy's predicament now.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the |
| 0:07.3 | selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, nothing hanging out with my favorite guys guys how are you? I'm fine man bad day. What's wrong? Well the |
| 0:57.4 | Royals are playing the Tigers and so that means it's blocked out on every way that I get it. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, I tried I got excited because I saw whenever they play each other. I'm like I just can't watch it game |
| 1:08.0 | You have like a Tigers pass or something? No, I have the MLB pass to watch the Tigers. |
| 1:14.0 | Specific one for the Tigers you could do though? |
| 1:16.6 | I think I don't know if I can buy Ballet Sports Detroit. |
| 1:20.0 | The Troy. |
| 1:21.0 | Probably, right? Maybe. |
| 1:22.0 | Does Ballyes have every team? I assumed that that's how it was. |
| 1:24.5 | Yeah, there are in a lot of different places, Bally's Midwest, but I, you know, Bally's West Coast, |
| 1:30.5 | Bally's LA, they have all that, but... |
| 1:33.0 | But then you're still paying 20 bucks a month again. |
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