Tuesday, 04.23.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2024
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
*Was 16 the best of the teen years?
*Slimfast wanted to open a night club.
*Four years after the lockdowns from COVID, and people still want to live in a van.
*Best Grandma Ever helps beat up her granddaughter's bully at school.
*Looks like the Tik Tok "ban" will reach Biden's desk soon.
*Jelly Roll quit social media because he got tired of being called fat.
*Alec Baldwin vs Crackhead Barney
*Stop rinsing off your shredded cheese.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, how are you, man? |
| 0:50.0 | I've never been better. How about you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great. Good. How how's life how's the family |
| 0:55.4 | I'm great the family man of the of the bunch here I guess no one is a family man now too |
| 1:00.0 | how is the family you're're great. No problems. |
| 1:03.0 | High school is good for high school son. |
| 1:06.0 | I just, you know, like I told you, I say if you guys got good grades, I stay out of your way. |
| 1:10.0 | Good grades and you know do extracurricular activities right |
| 1:14.1 | that you're busy I don't care what it is I mean you could play the violin yeah |
| 1:18.5 | I won't talk to you but it's fine right I like you You got to participate. Yeah, you got to do something man |
| 1:25.4 | But I mean for high school my worry is like you know the other high school stuff just high school. Yeah, I know |
| 1:32.4 | I have no idea what seems to be dealing with it fine. |
| 1:34.0 | But those are like two barometers you can kind of keep. |
| 1:37.0 | Based on what you were telling the other day off the air, it sounds to me like, |
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