Thursday, 04.25.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 26 April 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
*No one forces you to dress like an old person. Slimfast chooses to with his driving loafers.
*What is old age in 2024? Our ideas of what qualifies as being "old" have changed a lot over the years.
*Weinstein's New York conviction has been overturned in appeals court.
*Snowcone submits his application to be a "Wookie Rookie" and make $1,000 for watching Star Wars movies.
*Tennessee is closer to arming teachers with guns. Reality is stranger than fiction.
*The once in a lifetime cicada brood is coming soon.
*Can technology save our planet and our species? The new commercially available flamethrowing robot dog sure gives us hope.
*The best love story we've heard in years involves a GrubHub driver and fried pickles.
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.9 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What are you doing, Hot Shot? |
| 0:50.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:51.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:52.0 | Nothing. Where's Snowcomb? He's... nothing what are you doing nothing where snow cone he's I wasn't listening too carefully yesterday but I know he has to |
| 0:58.7 | he has to go to the DMV he said he didn't know how long he'd be at the DMV he said he had to take his driver's test |
| 1:04.4 | which I'm not sure why it's something to do with this court kerfuffle |
| 1:08.6 | okay in the small town I know that's something to do with that so I don't know why he has to take his |
| 1:13.7 | driver's test again. Does he have to take it with that car or the window that you can't see |
| 1:18.2 | out? He would have to borrow someone else's car. I wasn't sure they wouldn't let him |
| 1:21.6 | take it in that. I don't it. They would say that's okay. |
| 1:23.4 | And I don't think that those, the DMV's, maybe they do in Kansas. |
| 1:26.7 | They don't have like cars that they use, right? |
| 1:28.8 | No. |
| 1:29.4 | I had to do it, I had to do it over there. |
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