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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2019

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

Future doesn't like big girls - Dr J Live in studio - Guy finds girlfriends secret box - 50 shades of grey almost kills a woman - Breaking up while pregnant - More and more women are packing heat - Man mauled to death by pet lion and more!!!

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0:00.0	Podcasting now. Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show. I apparently now work at Starbucks. Why?
0:23.0	Well, because they used to just hand you stuff with one hand, right?
0:27.0	Right.
0:28.0	He'd be like, oh, here you go, here's your drink, here's your sandwich.
0:31.0	Now they're using two hands, they're giving you the credit card, they're giving you your sandwich. Now they're using two hands.
0:32.9	They're giving you the credit card.
0:34.0	They're giving you the sandwich.
0:35.0	They got a drink in one hand.
0:36.6	And then you're trying to hustle and bustle
0:38.7	to get all the things to get them in your cupholders
0:40.7	and put your thing back in your wallet.
0:43.1	Oh my gosh, it's the most stressful thing ever.
0:45.3	I've noticed this has been an issue with you lately.
0:47.4	Oh, what is wrong with it?
0:48.6	Drive-thrues are just insane.
0:50.3	Insane.
0:51.3	It's a stress, it is a complete stressful experience now and that's all you do is drive through.
0:57.6	Yeah, yeah. And then you know my order's not complete right? Yeah. So I was like you know I think I want to get
1:03.4	another snack right you get to the window you forget about something I'm like I think I
1:06.7	want to get another that's annoying though that has to be
1:10.3	uh... that's why you order it the speaker's that's why you order at the speaker so they can you know efficiently.
1:16.6	I don't like you guys get it right all the time.
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