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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2019

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

Aaron Lewis tells crowd to F off - Dallas Cowboys Defensive Lineman Davidi Irving quits the NFL to smoke weed fulltime - Jose Canseco attempts to ruin Alex Rodriguez and J Lo's engagement - A wife is pissed that her husband offered her money for sex and more!!!

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.
0:08.0	I was just telling Derek I got water on my ear. I'm such a dumb ass.
0:12.0	Well, I take a bath in the morning. I don't take a shower. on my
0:15.0	Gonnaise I'm such a dumb as I don't take a shower like a man so my grandma raised me to be a woman so I'm in the bathtub which I think more men should really embrace the bathtub because I get a
0:23.8	lot of work done in there so just imagine me I'm just just naked in the bathtub.
0:28.0	I'm imagining it yeah just looking like a doofist I'm just in there I'm on my phone
0:32.4	I'm looking up stuff and then I
0:33.8	dunk my head because I'm gonna wash my hair you ever drop your phone in the tub just
0:38.1	once just once just once just once but it's waterproof. Yeah, that's nice.
0:42.8	That's nice.
0:43.6	Now I got a crack screen on my computer because it fell down
0:46.5	the little steps there from the bathtub.
0:48.4	That's the worst.
0:49.6	Especially, I have a crack screen phone,
0:52.2	but there's not the worst to have a crack screen phone but there's nothing worse to have a
0:53.2	crack screen computer. I'm an idiot dude. I don't know how many times I
0:57.4	drop stuff. Oh no doubt. Just anything that I try to do is just a complete
1:02.0	utter failure. I can't think of anything just even
1:05.5	turn it on the TV right? Then I'm like oh crap the Apple TV is not working so
1:10.2	then I got to get back up right I un I unplug it, plug it back in.
1:13.8	Then I can't find the remote,
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