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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2019

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Some things you should not buy at a garage sale...like sex toys.

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0:00.0	So this dude he rolls in and Grandpa was used in a weird thing as a flower vase right?
0:05.2	He goes in there right and he sees Grandpa, Grandpa's got some flowers and he's like
0:09.7	Grandpa what's that flower vase? He looks a little closer, and it was actually,
0:14.7	it was, I guess you call it a marital aid
0:17.7	or a single guy's aid where a single guy could use it
0:21.6	to have a loan time.
0:22.8	Oh, it was...
0:23.8	But Grandpa had put a bunch of flowers in there,
0:25.8	but it wasn't really a vase.
0:27.0	You were supposed to put something else there.
0:28.6	Yeah, yeah, okay.
0:29.8	It was like a fleshlight.
0:31.0	Yeah, I don't know if Grandpa bought it at a garage sale, right?
0:34.0	Somebody had it on a table.
0:35.0	He can't catch a nice little face.
0:37.0	There's no way he bought that at a garage sale.
0:40.0	Oh, man, I bet you did.
0:41.0	That's disgusting.
0:43.0	Yeah, if you're selling those kind of,
0:45.3	you should be shut down.
0:46.8	No.
0:47.8	There was a girl named Patty and she bought her first sex toy at a garage sale.
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