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Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Week 2! The fellas both went 0-4, but they hit on the Monday Night Special.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything A Better podcast, really the best sports, best NFL podcast out there with me, Paul Versey, Bill Burr.
0:13.9	We got Jake the Snake with the injury report, as always, coming in clearer than ever, ladies, so you're going to like that.
0:19.8	And of course, Andrew Themless out there, the Beverly Hills kid. Guys, what can I say for two weeks in a row, Bill? I mean, two years in a row, two years in a row, week one, oh, and four. I mean, guys, just don't listen to me till week two or three. I mean, it is bad. No, no, mid-October, Paul. Mid-October. Mid-October, you start turning it around. Jeez. Well, I'm old Billy wins some, lose some. I went 0-3 and 1. I thought I was going to go 0-4 of watching that Bill's Ravens game. Oh, dude, what a game you got at the last second you got that.
0:54.5	That was great.
0:56.6	Yeah, I mean, I got to be honest.
0:59.2	I fucking hate games like that.
1:01.1	Those are the games for the youth.
1:03.8	40, totally.
1:04.6	40.
1:05.3	Like, there was no fucking thing.
1:06.7	Like the second half, they go, this is the first time the bills haven't scored.
1:10.8	Or like that Kansas City game, the Kansas City game Thursday night against the Chargers.
1:16.2	It was like, we've had seven possessions and seven scores.
1:19.5	It's like, yeah, there's no defense.
1:23.2	Dude, how good is Lamar Jackson, dude?
1:26.5	Yeah, he's, he's amazing. Dude, how about Travis Lamar Jackson, dude? Yeah, he's, he's, he's amazing.
1:29.1	Dude, how about Travis?
1:30.6	What's his face?
1:31.9	Henry, what is that saying the right name?
1:34.8	Derek, Henry.
1:35.8	Travis, Paul, I got two kids under 10.
1:38.5	I'm hanging in there by my fucking fingernails.
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