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Anything Better?

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🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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The boys are back! Bill and Paul return to make their picks and break down the games of the week. They also discuss where to be homeless, temptations in Rio, and the Quarterback's happy wife.

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0:00.0	What's up everybody and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show, NFL edition.
0:10.8	And I am so thrilled to be back here with me, your host, Paul Verzi over here and Bill Burr
0:18.9	over there. And we're very excited to bring back.
0:23.3	Of course, we have Andrew Themless, the Greek Freak, the Beverly Hills kid.
0:27.1	And making his year two, he made the rock.
0:30.5	He made the 53 man roster.
0:33.0	A fan favorite.
0:34.0	A fan favorite, Paul.
0:35.3	Jake, the snake is back.
0:37.1	He's got more detail injury reports this
0:39.4	year so we are back in full swing bill how the hell are you we're back at week one we gave we gave
0:44.1	jake the snake the keys to the car okay this is his team to win a lose one um i'm i'm beyond sight, dude.
0:55.3	I am beyond sights for the game tonight.
0:59.9	Well, Bill, I have to say something to you, dude.
1:01.9	And I don't know.
1:02.8	I was only able to give you credit.
1:04.0	If it's not nice, I don't want to hear it.
1:05.5	I'm in too good a move.
1:06.6	It's very nice.
1:07.8	And I wasn't able to do this publicly on the show.
1:10.6	I had to call you after the fact. But dude, your Super Bowl prediction and what you said would happen, how it would happen, happened. Okay. And listen, you know me. I'm a guy that likes to credit what credits do. Okay. I like to give credit what you guys do. You said the Philadelphia Eagles were going to kick the shit out of them.
1:28.8	You said how they were going to do it.
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