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🗓️ 18 September 2025
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Bill did it again going 0-4, while Paul scratched out a 2-2 week. They also talk about Paul attending a Broadway play and the loyalty of dogs.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast for NFL week number three. |
| 0:11.0 | Everybody's hurt, guys, and the season is flipped upside down. |
| 0:15.6 | I'm your host, Paul Verzi over here. |
| 0:17.5 | You got Bill Burr over there. |
| 0:18.6 | We have the injury report, as always, with Jake the and the Greek freak Andrew Themless in Beverly Hills. Dude, Joe Burrow, I just got to talk |
| 0:29.3 | about this because every year I pick a team to really make noise. I'm saying Joe Burrow and the |
| 0:34.3 | Bengals are going to go toe to toe to with the Ravens and the |
| 0:37.8 | Bills and poor Joe Burrow is out. Bill, not for a week or two. Months. What happened? |
| 0:44.6 | Jake, Jake, what happened to him? Isn't the story? I know there's a lot of big NFL stories, |
| 0:53.1 | but how about I've done almost the impossible? I haven't had a win in two weeks. I know there's a lot of big NFL stories, but how about I've done almost the impossible? |
| 0:55.9 | I haven't had a win in two weeks. I'm 07 and 1. So I just hope all you guys. |
| 1:02.2 | Dude, if you realized I didn't know what I was talking about early this season. |
| 1:08.1 | Based on last season and this season before, you have made a lot of money |
| 1:11.8 | betting against me. |
| 1:14.1 | Bill, I'm two and six. |
| 1:15.6 | The show is not off to a start this year. |
| 1:17.8 | What could you say? |
| 1:18.3 | Yeah, but you always do that. |
| 1:20.3 | And then October comes. |
| 1:21.8 | You're Mr. October on this. |
| 1:23.6 | And then you start spanking that booky ass in November. |
| 1:26.4 | You do this. |
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