We Were Tricked into Eating This...

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Things didn’t go as planned! In this video, we try a dish that looked normal but turned out to be completely unexpected from bizarre flavors to shocking textures, it was a culinary surprise we didn’t see coming. Watch our reactions as we figure out what we’ve actually been eating! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This seems dangerous.
0:02.0	That's gonna fuck you up.
0:04.0	What is that?
0:05.0	Bruh.
0:06.0	Ooh!
0:07.0	I'm already thrown up once.
0:09.0	He's warming up.
0:11.0	Myel time.
0:16.0	He's warming up. Any minute now.
0:21.6	So, mail time.
0:24.6	Hello! Cold ones, fans! Welcome back.
0:28.6	We will be opening fan mail. Uh, let's open fan mail.
0:33.6	The last one was very successful and we only received three types of drugs. Let's see if we can get four this time.
0:39.3	It's got your name on it. This is for you. What do you reckon is in it?
0:43.3	I don't know. I'm kind of obsessed. Maybe formula? The fuck is it? Oh my god. Goat milk. What? Is it actually?
0:50.3	Finally, goat milk. Let me read the instructions on the back.
0:53.3	Instructions? Hmm. Hey, gamer subs.ups. Game of Sups. Use GamerSups. Code cold ones. Game of Sups. Link on screen. Buy it. Eric, can you please mail our check to us now? This actually looks kind of fitting in the Mummy Milk is cup, doesn't it? Alright, you ready? Chad be like,
1:12.7	It's actually not that bad
1:13.8	I'm gonna continue drinking that
1:15.1	to see what happens in my body
1:16.1	Okay
1:16.8	Yeah, I just want to say real quick
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