All right, Chad, you ready to film?

Where the fuck's the other guy are?

What up, Colburn?

Today, Max and I are going to go head to head with some drinking games from around the world.

Are you ready? Yes! I'm ready! First head to head with some drinking games from around the world. Are you ready?

Yes! I'm ready! First up is Australia's most iconic drinking game, Goon of Fortune, where typically a group of people stand around a clothes line and wherever the goon bag lands, that's who has to drink.

Typically, you need four people for this game, though, Darcy. Since there's only two of you, we're going to be testing your precision and skill where you need to spin the goon bag and get it to land within 40 centimeters of your opponent's mouth to make them drink. If you get them to drink three times, you win and you get to take this clothesline home. I do need a new clothes line. Mine broke playing goon of Fortune. Frikan Oat, mate. I look like a fucking yank. What do I look like? A fucking bloke. The challenge is. Yeah, we fucking get it, mate. Yeah, there bloody first, bro. To decide who spins first, you need to guess the exact price of this goon bag. In Australian dollars Oh my fuck sakes man 99. 799.

$6.45.

Chad is closest.

1299 guys.

Goon stock is up.

That's over 100% markup from an ice to get it.

Chad, would you like to spin or suck first?

I'll let Max spin first.

All right, Max. All right. Chad, you need to stay... No, fuck it, I want to spin first. I'll let Max spin first. All right, Max.

All right.

Chad, you need to stay...

No, fuck it. I want to spin first. You need to get it within 40 centimeters of his mouth to make him drink. How fast 40 centimeters? Chad, you just want to get this close to possible anyway. It's not going to... It's not going to affect your fucking game plan. This is really easy. you should make a rule that it has to at least rotate once.

Okay, tell me it's really...

Oh yeah, it has to rotate once.

Nah, fuck it. I bet it's really easy. You should make a rule that it has to at least rotate once. Okay, tell me it's really, oh yeah, it has to rotate once. No, fuck it. I bet it's not easy. That shit's fucking 800, man. Try better. Oh my god. Check this shit out. He like... Okay, it doesn't matter. He like guided it across with his finger like this. Yeah, make it do a loop. Start again. Nah, there you go. That's gonna hit me in the fucking head. That's not. It's gonna land right in front of your mouth.

Nope.

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