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These "As Seen on TV" Products SUCK

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

We put some of the most hyped “As Seen on TV” products to the test… and honestly, most of them didn’t live up to the hype. From gimmicky gadgets to overpromised tools, watch us try them all, react in real time, and find out which ones are total fails (and which, if any, are worth it). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen up.

0:00.5

Huh?

0:00.8

That means you.

0:01.6

Yes, you.

0:02.4

We know you're pointing at yourself.

0:38.5

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0:43.4

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0:48.5

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0:53.4

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1:01.4

Are you really going in there?

1:03.0

Five.

1:03.3

Let's go to one on two.

1:04.4

We need it for a video.

1:06.3

No!

1:09.1

Hello everyone and welcome to another video.

1:12.5

Today, Max has gone and taken all the Patreon money and spent it on as seen on TV advertised products.

1:19.4

We will be looking at the advertisements and then opening the product and comparing.

1:25.0

Let's start with the shamwound.

1:27.2

Can we get that guy on? What's his name? Vince?

1:29.3

He's dead. I love how he's now slain his offer and he's offering all these products. You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel. It's like a shami. It's like a towel. It's like a sponge. Like a sponge. You and the Germans always make good stuff. Put on the spill. Turn it over without even putting any pressure 50, 50% of the cola right there. You follow me, camera guy? All right, let's do beer. Okay, beer is on the table. You following that camera guy? You following this? Man, good product. Doesn't even cut. Yeah, the Germans always make good stuff. You know, it's a German maid. He said that at the start. I don't really listen to people that beat prostitutes to death.

2:00.8

Alright, I'm a sham-wow it, you ready?

2:02.6

No, no, no, just lay it on top. Doesn't that what he does? And then you just do a bit of that, a little bit of that, move it over. This should be completely gone. No! That fucking sucks! Alright, roll it up and then squeeze it back into this cup. I think he says one twist and then you can reuse it again immediately.

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