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The Bert Show

We Tried To Find Bert A Hobby And Failed MISERABLY!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

He needs a hobby! Doctor's order. Luckily he's got coworkers with some GREAT suggestions...what do you think Bert should do? Here's what The Bert Show came up with!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.3

All right.

0:01.8

So you guys, Kristen, assigned yourselves to help me out a little bit.

0:06.9

Throw me a bone here.

0:08.0

Yes, a bone of hobbies.

0:09.5

So you have come on here and lamented that you need a hobby.

0:14.2

Like your body, like even though you don't feel stressed, when you're taking all these tests, your body is very stressed.

0:20.6

And you've had numerous

0:21.4

doctors and therapists tell you dude you need a hobby you gotta chill out somehow some way

0:26.9

you've got to figure out just a hobby just chill out in your downtime but a hobby that's not

0:32.7

performance based a hobby that doesn't like you don't have to get some kind of like cross the finish

0:37.8

line first. It's not a win or lose thing. It's literally just something to like relieve tension

0:44.0

and for calming, right? I don't have any idea what that is. I have told these guys before,

0:49.7

like you said, I've never had a hobby. Never had anything that wasn't either voted on or someone had an opinion about,

0:58.5

something that I just did.

1:00.5

This is a crazy word.

1:02.0

For fun?

1:03.3

Just for fun?

1:04.4

For funsies.

1:05.1

For funsies?

1:06.6

Now, does a hobby have to be a solo thing or can it be with somebody as well?

1:11.0

No, I think hobbies can be with people.

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