Did She Yell This At Her Son, Her Dog, Or Her HUSBAND?
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🗓️ 26 June 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | We have played it before and it is time to play it again because of what I had to yell at my son. |
| 0:08.1 | So you're going to call us up and you're going to tell us what you had to yell. |
| 0:12.9 | And then we're going to guess. |
| 0:14.2 | Did you yell that to your child? |
| 0:17.0 | Did you yell that to your spouse, to your husband? |
| 0:20.0 | Or did you have to yell that to the pet, to the dog? |
| 0:22.7 | And we will guess. |
| 0:23.6 | So, for instance, you might call up and what you had to say was, |
| 0:27.1 | don't poop in the living room. |
| 0:28.8 | Yep. |
| 0:29.2 | Could be your young child. |
| 0:30.5 | Could be your dog. |
| 0:31.8 | I hope it's not your husband. |
| 0:33.2 | You never know. |
| 0:33.8 | Could be. |
| 0:34.2 | But we're going to try to guess. So 1-855-1-8-5-Bert-Shop. 1-8-5-2-37-46. |
| 0:40.2 | So I'm going to tell you the interaction I had with my 4-year-old the other day. |
| 0:45.6 | Warning, I'm going to be using proper terminology for anatomy. |
| 0:48.9 | All right? |
| 0:49.1 | So now you've gotten the heads up, the parent warning, the kid warning, whatever. But I feel like a lot of parents are going to feel my pain. |
| 0:56.3 | Is this a penis trigger? |
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