We tried the craziest drinking games ever!

Cold Ones

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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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In this episode, we discuss various topics related to budget-friendly alcohol options and share our experiences trying different drinks. #ColdOnes #Alcohol #budget #Amazon #Haul Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Gonna get cheaper than this?
0:01.2	Rick!
0:02.0	I got Skibbitty Riz.
0:03.7	Are they real?
0:04.7	I've got him!
0:07.7	I've got him!
0:08.7	I've got him! I've got him! I've got him!
0:11.4	Chad, what do you want to do today?
0:12.8	No, don't know. I get drunk.
0:14.6	You got any money?
0:23.6	Well, I guess we're drinking the cheap stuff. Darcy, bring us the cheapest alcohol in the world.
0:27.6	Okay, of course I could see this moment coming where you two guys had no money left.
0:31.6	The first drink on our list and the most expensive per standard drink for the day.
0:36.6	Farson's traditional shandy, which is 94 cents a can from Farsons Direct in Malta. Unfortunately though, what I didn't realize is it's only 0.5 standard drinks a can, so it comes in at $1.88 per standard drink. I know that sounds expensive for you guys in your current circumstance, but it will get it much, much cheaper. It's gonna get cheaper than this. Oh yeah. Do you know what is Shandy is? Yeah, it's like a red wine. No. No? It's like a liqueur. Shandy is a lemon and beer. Low ABV beverage. Wow! That's really good. That ain't bad. But it's only half a standard drink, so I need two cans.
1:11.6	I can't just taste like it.
1:12.6	Do you not like it?
1:13.6	No, it's good because I hate beer.
1:15.6	Why you pouring grog into it?
1:16.6	Make it better.
1:17.6	Alright, Darcy, I know how you'd be fucking plotting to get us as drunk as possible.
1:20.6	What game have you got for us to play to so you have to finish the rest of these?
1:24.6	Yes! You have to finish the rest of these. Yes. What? Not the rest of these. Right, this one.
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