We Painted in Third Person

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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In this video, the hosts tackle a challenge that proves to be more difficult than anticipated. Viewers get a glimpse of their journey as they navigate this task and showcase their experiences along the way. Po Box for fan submissions: PO Box 5091 Glenferrie South, VIC 3122, Australia The Boys' Solo Channels: Chad Max Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:23.1	Hello, welcome to vid. Hey, catch the footy. I'm open.
0:30.6	Anyway, today we're going to be fucking painting. We're a third person. You've got to say third person.
0:35.5	Welcome to third person painting. If you're unfamiliar with third person painting, let me explain.
0:40.2	Myself and Chad have cameras behind us beaming live feeds to our VR headsets.
0:46.0	To you, it looks like this.
0:48.0	What we see is this.
0:50.1	Using this view and only this view, we're going to attempt to recreate some famous images. And all while... We can't see fucking anything. This is my mate, Max. Looks like I'm looking at him, but this is actually the camera angle that I see, and that's the camera angle that Max sees. So your first painting is going to be the classic painting, the Scream. I'm not going to be able to paint that. Please tell me we get references for this, Scott. You do get references. We've got a fucking photo for reference. I'm happy with that. You guys have 45 minutes. This is gonna be impossible. Can he see? Hey, fuck off, Chad. Scared Potter? The boy who lived, come to die. Amanekadama! Okay, I'll stop. How'd I get back to my canvas? Leave me alone, bro. I feel like I'm playing the fucking Harry Potter Hogwarts game right now. I'm gonna throw a fucking pot at your head. I... Order us... I'm fucking......aude a fucking spell in my hand. I'm painting, bro.
1:44.9	Relax, man.
1:46.1	What do I go to your men?
1:47.1	Hey, I think I found a blue.
1:48.6	Let me just check.
1:49.7	Hey, that looks pretty good.
1:51.0	Can I have it when you're done?
1:52.3	Yeah, you go.
1:54.8	Max, can't have that.
1:55.8	That's my handicap.
1:56.7	You put in my hand, I can't.
1:57.5	Oh, you fucking fuck.
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