I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelawadware. Dot-Oak. British gas have this thing. We call it home care. We'll fix all sorts and its unlimited repairs. Expert engineers will solve the upset of boilers not boilering or taps that won't wet.

Electrics playing tricks or a pipe that's broke.

We're there for everyone. Even blue furry folk.

Your home won't feel booby-trapped. It'll feel just like new.

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T's and C supply excess options available per repair.

I don't think I'm supposed to be opening this.

We didn't even acquire the rights of this thing.

Are you planting me?

I did not have anything to do with that.

I assumed it was going to be something like that.

Cold ones! Welcome back! Today we're opening up fan mail. Dast gave me a knife.

Oh, it's cold.

It's your first package.

Why did you do that?

It's the first package, Darcy. I want to see what's in it.

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