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🗓️ 21 October 2025
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We got our hands on some weird, wild, and wonderfully old-school kitchen gadgets.
#coldones #gadgets #comedy
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup. |
| 0:04.7 | It's not a burger. |
| 0:05.6 | That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich. |
| 0:08.6 | A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's. |
| 0:12.8 | Made with RSPCA at short pork. |
| 0:15.6 | Until 11am. |
| 0:16.6 | Price and participation may vary. |
| 0:17.8 | Up charges and fees apply to delivery. |
| 0:19.2 | Subject to availability. |
| 0:19.8 | Welcome another fucking epic cold ones video. We have assorted a bunch of retro kitchen gadgets. |
| 0:25.6 | So it's a vintage kitchen gadget. You've got to figure it out yourselves this time. |
| 0:28.4 | What a pizzeria. Electric baker. I got pizza bates. Go easy on the sauce, bro. Do you put cheese on pizza first or last? After the sauce. |
| 0:37.8 | I like pineapple on my pizza. |
| 0:39.4 | I'll get a close-up on this. |
| 0:40.6 | I have a bonus vintage gadget that could help in this scenario. |
| 0:43.7 | What? |
| 0:44.1 | Grease mop to get surplus liquids out of your food. |
| 0:47.5 | I think you literally use it to brush your food. |
| 0:49.6 | Well, let's use it on the pizza afterwards to get the grease off of the cheese. |
| 0:52.4 | Why do you say we needed this now? |
| 0:54.5 | That's good. |
| 0:55.5 | I need more cheese, like. Let it heat up a little bit. Is it doing it right now? Ah, I'm kidding. Pizza unveil it has. It's been 20 minutes. Whoa. Well, how do I get it off here onto the board before I cut it? Pizza pal. Whoa! Man, all of this shit could be stuff. |
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