Once upon a spooky night sat two YouTubers straight and white.

One named Max with a devilish grin.

Another Chad, who was not thin.

And in the fridge sat one cold beer.

A beverage they both held most dear.

They sat in silence for they both knew.

The beer was one, but they were two.

To rid them of their perishing thirst, they must dispatch the other first.

Chad's eyes narrowed, his breath ran cold.

He did not trust his friend of old.

He sprung at Max and drew a blade.

Max yelled out, he was afraid.

Chad raised his dagger high and true.

He knew right then what he must do.

He grasped his knife, cold and grey, and looked Max in his eyes to say,

We're carving pumpkins! Yay! Hello, welcome! Today, um, it's Halloween and we thought we'd get the festive

spirit, even though we live in the other side of the world, in a country that doesn't celebrate it that

much. They must be celebrating it more and more. The amount of decorations that we could buy. It's slowly transitioning over. What's the basis to this video? We carve a pumpkin! We carved Jacko'O'Lantons. I've never carved one. I'm assuming you haven't either. Nope. We're just going to see what the fuck happens. Also! Man, that thing wants a grog.

Was it gonna shut the fuck up?

Hey!

Scare the shit out of it.

I have a costume that I don't know what it is, but Chad's didn't arrive. So I brought Chad's in from home

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