We Should All Be Playing Video Games

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on first dates, some play Video Games by Lana Del Rey, but we all love Dots Pretzels. All this and more on Good Children. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpodEDITOR: Kenzie Edmonson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I could really kill for something sweet.
0:03.0	I could kill for something.
0:04.0	What type of something sweet would you be interested today?
0:07.0	Right now?
0:08.0	Yeah.
0:09.0	Something cinnamon-y.
0:10.0	Oh my God.
0:11.0	Okay.
0:12.0	What I'm thinking, a French toast of sorts.
0:16.0	We just ate lunch, like seconds ago.
0:20.0	But French toast doesn't need to be the actual form of a French toast.
0:23.6	Like a French toast muffin or a bite.
0:25.6	A bite could be really nice.
0:27.6	I would even take French toast so far to say Snickerdoodle.
0:30.6	And let's just call a spade of spade.
0:32.6	Now we're just talking again, cinnamon.
0:33.6	What about you?
0:35.6	I could do with a three tablesments of Nutella straight from
0:39.7	the jar right now. Like a little Nutella. I do think it should be criminalized. I do think they
0:45.7	should lock that up. I don't think that it should be able to be purchased by minors. No.
0:50.2	Or adults alike. Like I don't think I think the very least, I think they should start putting the
0:55.6	cigarette tobacco warnings they have in Europe of like people's throats on a Nutella jar.
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