Becoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	My name is Sherlock Holmes.
0:02.0	It's an unusual name.
0:03.0	Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.
0:07.0	What game are we playing today?
0:09.0	Discover the origins.
0:10.0	It's cleaving. Those days are surely behind me.
0:12.0	Of crime's most iconic mind.
0:14.0	There has been a break-in.
0:17.0	Astoned. You should be a detective.
0:19.0	Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth. If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you. Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video. I'm a drug addict. And I just wanted to say it. That's not something you should say lightly. I wouldn't say it's saying it lightly. I'm saying that caffeine is a drug and I can't get enough of it. And fame is a gun. And I've had a thousand milligrams of caffeine today. Can you estimate how many milligrams actually? Okay, let's actually estimate. So I had 250 before my eyes even opened. What? No, I'm kidding. I had 250 milligrams in my pre-workout and then
0:56.3	once I was done with my pre-workout then I had a Yerba Mata 150 oh I'm so fine
1:02.6	and then I just had a double shot of espresso which is about a hundred and
1:07.8	sixty so I've had about 560 milligrams of caffeine today.
1:11.8	Above what's suggested.
1:13.7	Above what suggested, but not, I would say, a reason for concern.
1:19.1	Repeated daily usage at that level is a reason for concern.
1:23.0	It gets to a point where you have to think, why?
1:27.3	Do I need that? Why that why well our good friend
1:30.0	miss Rachel Weiss I'm sorry could you say that name one more than
1:35.4	Rachel Weiss okay miss Rachel Weiss Levin um she as you know would wake up every day and drink
1:40.0	a crazy energy drink daily. Right.
1:45.0	Like just to get to the job.
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