The Bert Show.

Because sometimes Kristen just likes to ruin things.

She's going to ruin parenting for some of you guys here in just a couple of minutes.

Just going to open your eyes, y'all.

These are things nobody told me, and I feel obligated to tell you.

All right, we'll get to it in just one second.

But we need closure.

We finally got closure.

You want to set this thing up?

Because I didn't know about it until this morning. I didn't either until my husband texted both of us.

So Bert and I get a text from my husband Bart.

And it's an update on the missing goat slash sheep slash whatever it was.

This is the one that I've been obsessed with the last couple of weeks.

It was in Swanee, I think, then cruised on over to Duluth.

And he's like, yeah, it's kind of boring over here.

I'm going to head on back to Swanee.

Some kind of, whatever.

He's making a journey.

And they couldn't find this goat.

At some point, they thought, it's not even a goat.

It's a goat. It's a sheep. And they dubbed it, the hoofed hoodyny. And it was... It was walking down the middle of like peach tree industrial. A major street in

Atlanta, outside of Atlanta. But alluding the authorities, like he was literally a goat on the run.

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