Don't king shame. Maybe it's mom and dad working in a third.

Oh.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus while dad was recording.

Bruch! Hit it, boys! Merry Christmas, Pete.

And good evening and morning.

Oh, that's true. Yes, I just woke up from a nap.

Someone's coming off a nap.

Yeah, I'm not a very frequent napper, but I woke up from a nap this afternoon and almost missed the recording of this podcast.

Let me tell you two things.

People who are frequent nappers, serial killers.

Yeah, degenerates.

Really weird.

Two, naps in general, is going to sound controversial.

We both agree.

Naps overall are bad.

Don't eat them.

Like, well, they're just, they're bad.

Nothing good comes from them.

Unless, like, there is very few, like, if you have an early flight, and then you have to do something later that day, and you nap for two hours, but nobody needs you for anything, by all means, God bless, go nap. Or, like, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a necessary napper. Like, I'm the kind of, if I'm taking a nap, it's because I fucking need a nap, and I just cannot

function if I go on with my day. And that's where I was today. I was, I was, like, I was trying to do anything I could. I don't know, because, like, I would have crashed at some point, because I have a full shift at work later tonight. I was going to crash. I was like, I need to hit the reset button.

I was playing video games, trying to keep myself awake.

I couldn't even do it. I could not function. So this is the napping thing. Napping is like eating in that, of course you like it when you're starting to do it. When you're doing it, yeah. When you're taking a nap, when you're like, I really need

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