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SWAGGY P AND HODA: We are sick, aged and gross

Brunch

BRUNCH

Tv & Film

4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Both hosts are under the weather and not happy about it. Melissa McCarthy kills it in "Can You Ever Forgive Me?" Who should replace the great Kathie Lee Gifford?

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0:00.0

What about Nick Young? Nick Young? Yeah. The Nick Young from Crazy Rich Asians, or Nick Young, the basketball player? The basketball player. Well, he's currently employed again. Right, but this would be Swaggy P and Hoda. Swaggy P and Hoda. That would be... I understand why you chose it now.

0:21.6

Brunch!

0:22.0

Hit it, boys!

0:39.2

Merry Christmas, Pete.

0:41.4

Happy holidays to you and yours.

0:42.7

Oh, yeah, thanks.

0:44.7

Merry, uh, Merry Sickness.

0:46.3

Got a couple of sick guys here.

0:49.0

I was pretty excited to announce I'm playing my flu game.

0:50.6

You're playing your flu game. I'm playing my flu game.

0:52.1

It's, to me, uh uh this is probably a selfish point of

0:55.8

view but it mine seems worse yours seems worse uh i don't know if you've ever been sick before

1:01.2

since i've known you i'm very very rarely sick so anytime i do get sick one it's usually the end

1:07.5

of the world for me right huge baby well that's a guy thing we've uncovered this. When a guy has a cold, what a baby. Go on. But also, like, I'm a guy who never gets sick. So I'm like a double fucking baby about it. Right, because you're a fish out of water. You don't understand what this is like. So, going to be a big fucking baby this Good. Uh, I have a story about how I got sick. I'm pretty sure that I got sick in a movie theater. Really? Yeah. Uh, went to the movies, sat next to a kid. Another, another, another reason never to sit next to anybody at the movies. Just go weird times when nobody else is there. Sat next to a kid directly next to me, I could fucking smell the sickness on him. Really? Yeah. Do you know, like, do you know, like, the smell of, like, the doctor's office? Yeah. When you just smell people slowly dying. Yeah. I could smell this kid and his sickness. But, like, it didn't smit, not like a sterile smell.

2:02.3

It just smelled like a lot of like hair.

2:04.9

Yeah, I guess maybe.

2:06.3

Like an old person's jacket.

2:07.8

Yes, yeah.

2:08.9

And I could hear him like,

2:12.3

mm.

2:14.3

And I was, dude, fucking stay home.

2:16.7

It was like a kid in his late teens, early 20s, somewhere around that area.

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