ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN ALIBI: 'The Christmas Chronicles' is completely insane
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BRUNCH
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2018
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
We recap The Christmas Chronicles, a Netflix holiday movies that is positively batshit insane. (Needless to say, we loved it.) We also review Creed II: Here We Creed Again! DJ has a "get off my lawn" moment and proposes a bold new idea to prevent movie theater distractions.
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| 0:00.0 | for one year you don't get to go to any movies and every all these places have to amc showcase cinemas everybody uh the the texas roadhouse |
| 0:16.2 | what the alamo draft house has to love seeing the new flicks at the Texas Roadhouse. |
| 0:23.9 | All right, this is over. |
| 0:25.1 | Bruch! |
| 0:25.5 | Hit it, boys! Merry Christmas, Pete. |
| 0:43.3 | Merry Christmas, Dej. |
| 0:44.5 | It's back. |
| 0:45.7 | Holiday season is back. |
| 0:46.8 | Did you know that I was going to start this one with this? |
| 0:49.1 | Oh, you did? |
| 0:49.7 | This is our thing. |
| 0:50.7 | Oh, Merry Christmas. |
| 0:51.6 | I thought that maybe you'd forgotten about it. |
| 0:53.3 | No. |
| 0:53.9 | No. |
| 0:54.1 | Every week until... |
| 0:55.5 | Had it circles. |
| 0:56.7 | You know why? |
| 0:58.2 | No, why what? |
| 0:59.3 | Do you know why we say it every week? |
| 1:02.7 | No. |
| 1:03.6 | Because the holidays only come once a year. |
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