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Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
it’s another chaotic week on Delusional Diaries! the girls are packing for back-to-back trips, from Maddie’s Cabo bachelorette to a very convenient brand trip that just so happens to be in Cabo. they talk bachelorettes, friend group dynamics, and why mixing people from different chapters of your life is always a wild experiment.
from party floors destroyed by heels to the great “SATC shoe debate,” they reflect on their Halloween weekend, the aftermath of too much tequila, and how hangovers hit way harder now, sparking a full conversation about growing out of the “every weekend” phase and choosing soft life nights in over blacking out. they also come to their shared realization that maybe mocktails shouldn’t cost the same as cocktails.
the episode takes its usual chaotic turn with a cozy winter rant: daylight savings depression and the girls’ love-hate relationship with the holidays. they get into pop culture deep dives, from Lily Allen and David Harbour drama to People’s Sexiest Man Alive and the celebrity edits they can’t stop watching. by the end, they’re debating whether singers are ever sexy, laughing at actor crushes, and ending on the most unserious note possible: Halley watching football on a plane just to calm her anxiety. it’s unfiltered, funny, and weirdly therapeutic: just two girls overthinking life, love, and pop culture with zero structure and maximum serotonin.
Timestamps
0:19 - Not time to be sick
5:18 - Halloween
17:35 - Driving diaries
25:01 - Actors IRL
32:30 - Atlanta for the day
36:59 - Online stalker
38:29 - What do you want to be when you grow up
43:53 - People’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. |
| 0:15.7 | I'm Jaz. |
| 0:17.2 | And you are having a tickle in your throat right now. |
| 0:19.8 | Mm-hmm. I feel like I'm getting sick and I literally can't be sick. I have so much way on recently, like, coming up. So I'm just, like, stressed out. Where are you going? We're going to Cabo for Maddie's Bachelorette this week. Then I'm staying, we're staying in Cabo for Hero Cosmetics. Then I'm going to Vegas, then L.A. and then homes. So I'm gone for a very long time. |
| 0:39.5 | I actually haven't been sick in a very long time either. So, like, it would, that would, like, happen to me. Yeah, I just got sick. I had a really bad cold. And I really can't. Did you have a cold? When I was, like, already down bad with my ulcerative colitis, and then I had like that really bad cold for like two weeks. |
| 0:53.7 | That was like in end of August, September-ish. |
| 0:57.4 | I was like that really bad cold for like two weeks. That was like in end of August, September-ish. |
| 0:57.5 | I was like sick for like literally two weeks. |
| 0:59.9 | And I hate having a cold so much. |
| 1:04.0 | So I'm really manifesting that you do not have a cold because I can't get a cold. |
| 1:11.7 | Yes, second bachelor I've ever been on going to Maddie's in Cabo. |
| 1:16.9 | I've been to Cabo one time with my family, and I feel like it was like a different experience. |
| 1:21.7 | I was like, I think I just was barely 18 years old, and I was like allowed to drink technically. |
| 1:26.2 | So I was like, woo. |
| 1:28.7 | And like drinking at the all-inclusive resort but I don't know it wasn't like a crazy party vibe I don't think we left |
| 1:34.0 | the resort one time so I'm interested to see I feel like we'll end up leaving to go do things |
| 1:39.3 | I think we're doing about one day and I honestly don't know what we're doing on the hero cosmetics |
| 1:43.7 | brand trip |
| 1:44.3 | but I'm assuming we'll do something that's not just at the resort so it'll be interesting to see |
| 1:49.3 | more of cobo yeah I'm looking forward to here like obviously looking forward about the bachelor's |
| 1:54.0 | too but I am like bachelorette are just like so heavy heavy drinking like vibes and I feel |
| 2:00.0 | like we just had Halloween and like we went out |
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