we need a vacation

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

after two weeks of nonstop travel, Halley and Jaz are finally back! from Maddie’s Cabo bachelorette to the Hero Cosmetics brand trip, BravoCon, Vegas chaos, last-minute hair appointments, and zero sleep, the girls recap every single detail. they talk friendship dynamics on brand trips, meeting creators IRL, social battery burnout, and the universal experience of needing a vacation after your vacation.

once home, life doesn’t slow down… the girls dive into TikTok drama: from the viral Hair by Chrissy saga to the debate over kids’ skincare, the Angel Tree controversy, and the internet’s obsession with turning everything into a moral war. they also chat about holidays, honeymoon plans, Meadow Lane grocery store mania, picking wedding guest dresses, and the art of drinking on vacation vs. drinking in NYC when the vibes take over. there’s also talk of growing up, how their timelines for marriage and kids have changed, the importance of independence before motherhood, and whether “never fighting” in a relationship is actually a red flag.

of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without a little b**ching hour, some blocks of the week, a rant about TSA stealing hair extension pliers, and haters commenting on pregnancy jokes and eyebrows. the girls wrap up with plans for the Christmas market, Patreon updates, and a reminder that their men now hang out completely by choice… proof that girl friendships really do build communities.

Timestamps

0:20 - Cabo then Vegas then LA

9:55 - Thanksgiving plans

14:28 - Big things on the internet

28:01 - Meadow Lane opened

31:27 - How we thought life would play out

32:10 - Fights vs arguments vs conversations

38:57 - Bitching hour

44:09- Christmas market and Patreon

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, guys, welcome back to a delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie.
0:16.5	And I'm Jazz.
0:17.6	And we haven't recorded in a minute.
0:18.8	I know. It's been a little bit. I was gone for 12 days. You were gone for like a literal week. Yeah, I was gone for a full week in Mexico. And then you went to Vegas after. Yeah, we went to Cabo for Maddie's Bachelorette, then stayed in Cabo for the Hero Cosmetics brand trip. And then I went to Vegas for BravoCon with Vaseline. And then I went to LA to get my hair done. That's why I had braids now. It was a long. And then I immediately came back and went to the Wicked Premier last night. Yeah. Definitely a lot. It's a stretch. Obviously, like, I will never complain about like, oh, you just spend a week in Mexico.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:55.9	But everyone kept asking me like, oh, was it so relaxing? I'm like, no. I was on a bachelorette. And then immediately after went on a brand trip. Like usually I feel like a brand trip party is like, it's not hard. I'm not complaining. it's just like obviously you're like doing activities activities
1:11.5	then you're like filming and editing your content
1:13.1	and then you're going to your dinner.
1:14.2	Also you did it. it's not hard. I'm not complaining. It's just like obviously you're like doing activities,
1:11.0	activities, then you're like filming and editing your content and then you're going to your dinner. Also, you did a lot of work while we were there, like filming other ads and getting other content done because we were there for so long that we like weren't filming when we were at home. That makes sense. Definitely. But it's not like it's hard. It's just like obviously you're like, go, go, going all day.
1:29.1	And then night and like whatever.
1:30.8	And obviously you're like go, go, going all day.
1:29.1	And then night and like whatever. And obviously you're just like having fun, keying with the other people, like talking to people like your social battery is like whatever.
1:35.9	That's the biggest thing. So already starting off from going on a bachelorette and then entering the brand trip coming off this bachelor. It was definitely a lot,
1:44.9	but I had a lot of fun, and that was one of the best brand trips I've been on. I agree. Probably ever. Like, I think the group was really great where I really liked every single person. Like, there was not one person who I genuinely had anything bad to say about. Same. I think it's also like so nice too when not only do you
2:01.8	like the people, but you just flow. Yeah. When you meet someone, because you met people that like we, I had been mutuals with and like we'd been mutuals with, but we had not like really hung out for like actual time in real life. So to like meet someone, you don't ever know if they're going to be like how they are online, but like we actually
2:16.1	vibed and just like flowed with people, which was
2:18.3	like fun to get, like, just Kiki.
2:20.2	Definitely, yeah. Like we met,
2:21.4	Victorio. you don't ever know if they're going to be like how they are online but like we actually vibed and just like flowed with people which was like fun to like just kiki definitely yeah
2:20.8	like we met Victoria Paris who we never met before obviously we both been following her for like ever
2:25.0	um and it's funny because she's like the exact same person as she is online um and like so cool so
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