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Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
after the travel day from hell, Halley and Jaz are back in New York, and they’re back behind the mic to tell the tale. this week’s episode of Delusional Diaries takes you inside their 12-hour flight delay, Detroit detour, and the chaotic mission to make it home in time for their Halloween party. from near meltdowns at TSA to accidentally exiting the airport mid-delay (rookie mistake), the girls relive every delusional moment with unfiltered honesty and way too much laughter.
once they finally touch down, it’s back to business: 36 bottles of tequila delivered at 7 a.m., party prep chaos, and a rare beauty event that turned into a bidding war against Benny Blanco (spoiler: they lost). between horror travel stories, spray tan small talk, and gym class trauma, Halley and Jaz unpack the kind of week that makes you question your sanity and still somehow laugh about it.
they wrap up with some classic chaos: friendship growth, separate bedrooms in marriage, childhood lies, and the eternal debate: do you ever really “go to bed angry”? it’s the perfect mix of airline rage, emotional regulation, and delusional girl therapy. buckle up (literally), this one’s turbulence from start to finish.
Timestamps
0:17 - Travel day from hell
15:20 - A short trip to LA
22:38 - The NYC Marathon
28:35 - Light sleepers
32:10 - Relationship questions and winter uglies
39:55 - Dress codes
43:09 - Our biggest lies as kids
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co. |
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| 0:10.6 | Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. |
| 0:27.7 | And I'm Jazz. Guys, I did not think we would be here today because genuinely, we had a travel day from hell yesterday. |
| 0:36.7 | I never want to experience. I don't want to be on a plane |
| 0:38.8 | for a hot minute. Granted, if I'd be on one in like two days, yes, we will. But we left L.A. |
| 0:46.1 | We woke up at like 4 a.m. to go to the airport, fly all the way to New York. Circle. |
| 1:12.5 | Like, we can't land. We're going to be out of fuel. And there's like a whole weather thing. So we get diverted and everywhere is full on the east, like in the near areas. Like Philly, Boston, everywhere is full. So we get diverted to Detroit, Michigan. So we're like, let's drive. We'll drive because we have to come back because we have to record this podcast today. We're having a Halloween party tonight, all these things. Well, you're missing. Like, we originally got off and we were like, I wasn't there yet. Okay. I was going to get there. So, like, we say that on the planes. I'm like, let's rent a car. So we get off the plane. And the lady's like, it's going to be 30 minutes, girls. Like, do not drive. |
| 1:30.0 | So we're like, okay. |
| 1:31.4 | Well, So like we say that on the planes. I'm like, let's rent a car. So we get off the plane. And the lady's like, it's going to be 30 minutes, girls. |
| 1:28.9 | Like, do not drive. So we're like, okay. We'll wait. So I can go grab some food. We get a notification like 30 minutes. Gets delayed an hour. It gets delayed another hour. We're like, we should have just left. Like let's just go drive. |
| 1:42.8 | Try to drive. |
| 1:44.1 | And then we get told like, |
| 1:45.7 | hey, |
| 1:46.8 | everyone's timing out. |
| 1:47.8 | Like you're, |
| 1:48.1 | you're, like we should have just left like let's just go drive try to drive and then we get told like |
| 1:45.7 | hey everyone's timing out like you're not making this flight tonight so we're like okay like maybe |
| 1:50.8 | we will just we'll get a car or a driver to drive us because we're exhausted we haven't like |
| 1:53.9 | really slept or anything um and then like you actually are going to be able to leave they have |
| 2:00.0 | a new flight crew coming in to like because this flight's such a high priority to get out. |
| 2:04.1 | Amazing. |
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