The Bird Show.

My husband and I had a bird's eye view from our little patio on the beach of a husband

who completely ruined his family's sunset beach photos.

And it was so comical.

Like I almost felt bad for laughing.

And then I was like, no, man, you did this to yourself.

And we're going to sit here and enjoy the ride. Was this a formal type of situation where they hire photographer for this kind of thing? I did not see a professional photographer, though. There was like tons of like family beach photos that were always happening during the golden hour. As the sun is setting on 30A and you see the families coming out and

they're matching outfits to do their photos. So it's the very first night we're there, right? So it's

Saturday. We had just arrived. Jimmy's in bed. So my husband and I are on like this little patio,

this little deck from the primary bedroom just sitting there at a table taking in the breathtaking view because it is they're just they're stunning beaches and they're perfect for family photos so there is this man that runs out all right and he's just in like his swim trunks or whatever. And he runs out.

And again, it was this time of year, very quiet. Not a lot of people. It's not like a bustling beach, right?

It's pretty chill. And so he runs out and he jumps into the ocean. And he's just living his best life.

And then you see this woman walk out after him and she is not happy and she's dressed

in her pretty flowy dress and she's at the edge of the water with her dress pulled up and she's

leaning forward and she's yelling at him. She's yelling at him to get out of the water and he's just on his

back just floating just la da, like he's the water. And he's just on his back, just floating, just la-da-da-da.

Like he's having his best.

It just had, then you see these two little girls run out.

And they have these cute little dresses on as well, right?

And so Bart and I are sitting there talking, and I'm like, oh, my God, they're supposed to be taking family photos right now. And he is hammered. And he is in the ocean. No. Yes, 1,000%. He's totally forgotten? No, I don't think he's forgotten. I just don't think he wanted to take the family photos. I understand that. Yes, right? Dude, I lost track of how many men that were on the beach that were being forced into family photos and they were hating life.

It was freaking hilarious.

And they can get over it because as someone who just lost her mother, I don't have family photos on the beach. So y'all can suck it up and thank your wife that your kids are going to have photos of you when you get older. Stop being such a man baby. Okay, that's sarcastic. Oh, not the dead mom card before 8 a.m.

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