Bert Shares Some Major News After His Vacation!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.3 | So this is totally and completely self-serving here for just one second. |
| 0:05.3 | So Amanda's son, Aisa, is five years old today. |
| 0:10.1 | And hi, Aza. |
| 0:11.9 | How you doing? |
| 0:13.0 | Aye. |
| 0:16.1 | He waved and then he realized, people can't hear me wave on the radio. |
| 0:20.3 | I'm going to have to say something |
| 0:21.4 | it's taking me sometimes months to teach interns that um happy birthday big guy you're a whole hand |
| 0:27.9 | asa yeah you're five who did you who did you bring in here today who's your emotional support |
| 0:33.8 | stuffies that's amanda. I meant the beaver. |
| 0:39.2 | Who is this? |
| 0:40.0 | What did you name him? |
| 0:40.9 | Guinea. |
| 0:41.5 | Guinea. |
| 0:42.3 | Oh, hi Guinea. |
| 0:43.7 | Guinea. Jimmy has a ham Yeah. We have a gecko that's gecky, so I love it. I wanted ASEF coming today because he wanted to do donuts, so we're doing donuts real quick before he goes off to school. Awesome. How about that party this weekend? Tell him about the party. Tell them what you did. I ordered a giant yellow snake. You held a giant yellow snake? What? |
| 1:11.0 | How much did it weigh? |
| 1:12.4 | About 10 pounds. |
| 1:13.9 | No, 60 pounds, man. |
| 1:16.5 | 10 feet long. |
| 1:18.2 | Oh my goodness. |
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