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We’re Ready To Eat The Rich After A PURSE Just Sold For 10 Million Dollars!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Beyoncé is TONIGHT! Are the ladies of The Bert Show ready? Let's talk fits...what do you think they should wear for #CowboyCarter?

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:02.0

All right, I am bringing this to you guys, partially because I couldn't believe the amount of money that was spent yesterday, and partially because I know this is going to annoy Cassie so much.

0:15.5

And I thought it was, for me, I thought it was going to sell for more.

0:18.7

Really?

0:19.1

I thought that was actually a low price.

0:21.0

I guess because I don't know anything about this industry, this field whatsoever.

0:25.0

I didn't know the history, which I'm about to read off here in a second at all, that it seemed ridiculous to me.

0:31.5

I sent Cassie an email the other day also poking her a little bit on the fact that Kim Kardashian's private jet wasn't that

0:39.5

what it was or was it? Kylie Jenner. Okay. Oh, her private, like her private jet that she flew,

0:45.7

the carbon emissions and cost alone was something insane. And I just think it's so irresponsible.

0:50.8

I don't mind, let me get something straight. I don't mind people having a lot of money.

0:55.1

I don't mind rich people. Good, do you? I don't mind if you buy yourself like nice things.

0:59.7

But when you're doing things that ruin my earth and affect my life and my kids' futures,

1:05.1

then I'm going to start eating you. Eat the rich. That's what I love. That's what I was going.

1:16.4

So yesterday, this Birken bag went up for auction and it's sold with taxes and everything.

1:19.3

$10 million for a Birken bag.

1:21.9

But it's not just any Birken bag.

1:24.5

Was it the rare Himalayan Birken bag that everybody wants?

1:24.9

Rare.

1:27.2

It's the original.

1:29.2

It's the OG Birken bag. Jane Birken, who the Birken bag that everybody wants? Rare. It's the original. It's the OG Birkenbag.

1:32.5

Jane Birken, who the Birken bag is named after, it's hers.

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