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Maybe when your own kids say something, it's funnier to you than it is to other people, but I had one yesterday, man.

So yesterday, Amanda, my girlfriend is working out.

And I said to her, look, rather than put Asa in Lifetime's Kid Club for the day, where it's kind of hit and miss for him, depending on his attitude for the day.

I'm like, you know what? He and I'll just go hang out.

So after my workout, they pull up.

I grab Asa and I say to him, hey, man, I'll tell you what we'll do.

While your mom's working out, we'll go to Target.

You can pick out two, two toys.

That's it, man.

There's not going to be any negotiation because he is a negotiators.

Jimmy like that?

Oh, God, yeah.

Okay.

So he's almost five years old.

And this kid, you tell him too, and he really believes that he can negotiate to seven.

Look, I'm not coming in low.

You're coming in high.

And we're going to meet somewhere in the middle.

Two is two, right?

So we get to Target and he gets to the toy section and I say to him, remember two toys.

Is it?

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