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Titus Podcast

We're NUMBER ONE!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

In a time when things are rough, Titus Bombshell and the Hylander face it like champs and have their asses handed to them. The Update proves that we're number one, in every way we don't want to be. Hang tough kids, we'll make it.

The Titus Podcast! Because life is a clown show, 

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is really Jella Johnson for the Tadus podcast.

0:10.7

Brought to you today by cut shirts, that's right, and butcher box.

0:14.3

You want to look good, you want to eat good, then you follow what we tell you to do.

0:18.7

And now with the Amargetdon Update, Christopher Titus.

0:26.1

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.

0:28.8

And you know, I had something planned, but then I made the mistake of turning on the news.

0:32.6

Clare!

0:33.3

No!

0:35.2

And honestly, after almost four years, I can't believe there is something worse than calling our

0:41.3

troops losers and suckers. But here we go. He knew. Trump knew in November about the coronavirus.

0:49.4

I know that because we told Israel. We warned them. China told us in December.

0:53.5

I spoke with President Xi.

0:55.7

We had a great talk. He's working very hard. We had the genetic map on January 7th. Trump did nothing.

1:01.9

Nothing. He went golfing. He told us, that goes away in April with the heat. The risk to the American

1:07.6

people remains very low. We have it so well under control.

1:11.2

I mean, view this the same as the flu.

1:12.9

It's going to disappear.

1:14.2

One day it's like a miracle.

1:15.6

It will disappear.

1:16.4

Nobody really knows.

1:17.6

And this is their new hoax.

1:19.3

Kids are almost immune.

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