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And now at the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus!

I'm sorry, people. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update and holy hell.

You know, our president, while being interviewed in his town hall by George Stephanopoulos

the other day, said that the coronavirus will go away once we hit herd mentality.

I can't take it, especially after.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

You know, I can't tell if this guy is just a moron or he's actually fucking with us.

This week was a literal horror show.

Besides the president rolling out his plan to stop COVID being herd mentality,

I know he meant herd immunity, which is such a great plan because only in herd immunity,

only 1.5 to 2.5 million Americans will die.

Yeah, I'm fine with herd mentality if you let me pick who gets it.

In the last week, Sweet Potato Hitler lost Michael Caputo, his

handpick HHS secretary. Caputo was caught altering CDC coronavirus reports. You know, the Center

for Disease Control. Yeah, I don't think we really need an improv disease reports during a pandemic.

All right, guys, give me a disease and a death number that won't lose me the election. He was then caught calling for violence surrounding the election if Trump loses.

He told people to go buy ammo because it's going to be gone before the election and you've got to be ready.

You know, I don't remember all men are created to shoot their fellow Americans in the Bill of Rights.

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