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Titus Podcast

Special Guest Comedian Ron Funches

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week Titus and The Hylinder welcome special guest, comedian, actor, and writer, Ron Funches.

Ron has built an impressive acting resume. Whether it’s lending his voice to projects like Trolls, Bob’s Burgers, and Adventure Time. Or his memorable acting roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Black•ish, New Girl, Transparent, Powerless, and Undateable. He even made being a gang member likable in the film Get Hard.

His personal appearances include Conan, The Tonight Show, @midnight, Chopped, Cupcake Wars and many more.

Ron is a great writer too. His writing credits include The Eric Andre Show, Kroll Show and several television pilots.

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander for Titus podcast.

0:10.9

This week's episode is brought to you by fields.com.

0:13.9

That's F-E-A-L-S.com.

0:15.8

And Harry's Razers, go to harries.com forward slash Titus to get your deal.

0:20.0

Also, hellofresh.com.

0:21.9

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:26.1

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. And for years, Trumpers, during Obama and Biden,

0:31.9

you guys claimed America like you were cowboys or had stormed the beach at Normandy.

0:36.6

You screamed that Obama, the constitutional

0:39.4

law attorney, was violating the Constitution. You claimed to be patriots constantly. And you bitched

0:46.4

about executive orders or Benghazi, where four Americans died in a terrorist attack. But then,

0:53.1

you mocked a president who shed tears after 22

0:56.0

little kids died at Sandy Hook. You called those kids' parents crisis actors while they grieved

1:02.8

for their children. And when 600 were shot in Vegas and 58 were killed, you just pounded out

1:09.3

excuses. Why, we need more guns!

1:11.6

Our country is about freedom of religion.

1:14.6

Yet you wanted to ban Muslims.

1:16.6

You know that's a religion, right?

1:17.6

You hold up the flag like it's a deity, but you wear it as a shirt or size 48 cargo shorts,

1:22.6

so your armpits sweat and ball cheese desecrate it.

1:26.6

And you know, we are all watching the unraveling of this wild experiment called America.

1:31.6

And Trump has cheated, lied, stolen.

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