We're not supposed to say 'naughty' anymore. It's the 'misunderstood list.' And they still get presents (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today we cover new The Santa Clauses streaming show, where Tim Allen claims he has restored Christ to Christmas, and that "Saying 'Merry Christmas to all' has somehow become problematic."

Also, we sign up for Mammoth Nation, the new "conservative competitor to Amazon" and their Christmas commercial featuring groomers fanta

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0:00.0	Have you heard of Mammoth Nation, Tony?
0:04.6	No.
0:05.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:06.3	I don't think many people have.
0:08.5	Ski Resort?
0:09.9	No.
0:11.8	Mammoth Nation is being pitched as an Amazon alternative.
0:17.1	Speaking of Amazon alternatives and right-wing grievance, we have Mammoth Nation, who I think
0:24.0	I first heard about via email from like the Epoch Times, like the Epoch Times sold my email to
0:31.8	Mammoth Nation.
0:33.3	So I got an email about, yeah, wow, is this the new conservative version of Amazon?
0:40.0	And I was like, oh, who cares?
0:41.7	Not really that interested.
0:43.4	It's probably never going to hear about this again.
0:47.1	But then on my alt conservative Facebook feed, I got an ad for Mammoth Nation.
0:57.9	And this was the, and it was a video. And this was the caption. Liberals are calling this, quote, the most offensive Christmas video ever. And are
1:05.5	calling for our company to be shut down. Sounds like a great reason to flood the internet with this special
1:12.9	quote twas the night before before Christmas that real Americans will love
1:18.3	want to help and don't forget every time someone buys a membership to
1:23.8	Mammoth Nation you make a liberal cry.
1:34.5	And the video is of a guy in a hooded flannel.
1:44.2	So yeah, weird, weird fake flannel and a Stars and Stripes, hat, and wearing sunglasses.
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