Believe ft. Kino Lefter

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

As a Christmas treat, we have unlocked our 2019 account of this bizarre holiday movie.

This week we review Believe, a film about business owner Matthew Peyton who gets assaulted and left for dead when he can't afford to single-handedly finance the town's annual Christmas Pageant

He solves his and the town's economic problems when he realizes he can replace his union workforce with unpaid homeless people in exchange for sheltering them from the winter storm. None of this is hyperbole.

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. I'll
0:22.2	show exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to the deserts.
0:30.5	Follow their environmental testimony. Stay tuned.
0:34.8	Yeah, all right. I'm Alexander Edward.
0:38.7	I'm Tony Boswell.
0:40.3	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:42.5	The world is ending.
0:45.3	Non-believers are responsible.
0:47.3	We are documenting it.
0:49.4	What's up, everybody?
0:51.5	It's Christmas time.
0:52.9	Christmas time is here.
1:06.0	I hope everybody had a great Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a quasi-Quanzah, and a solemn,
1:07.2	dignified Ramadan.
1:17.4	We today, for Christmas, for the patrons, we watched a Christmas classic.
1:19.2	Yes, absolutely.
1:21.5	We watched a Christmas classic.
1:26.6	No, we didn't watch a Christmas story or it's a wonderful life.
1:32.4	We watched a movie called Believe. Maybe you haven't heard of it. Maybe it's not quite a Christmas classic yet, but I hope after this episode has
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