Official Donald Trump digital trading cards? What the hell is going on?

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It's a heaping helping of shameful joy today as the big announcement Trump teased to his supporters is revealed: Digital Trump Trading Cards in the form of NFTs.

While many supporters expected him to release documents on the deep state, announce a candidacy for House Speaker, announce a presidential running mate, anything of even moderate interest, they were left with second-hand embarassment as their leader hawked digital trading cards featuring Trump riding a jet pack, Trump dressed as a cowboy, Trump dressed as a super hero boxing champ(?)

From Sebastian Gorka to the depths of Q message boards, we've got the meltdowns and pure uncut copium you want.

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border but stay tuned guys and show
0:22.4	exactly what we're showing exactly what it looks like when the world is all there in
0:31.1	bar and postal stuff stay tuned i'm alexander edward and i'm tony boswell and we are a minion death cult the world is ending I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.4	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:40.0	The world is ending.
0:41.9	Trump NFTs are responsible.
0:44.6	We're documenting it.
0:46.6	What's up, everybody?
0:48.1	It's Minion Death Cult coming at you for the week.
0:51.0	I hope everybody had a good weekend.
0:53.9	Did you have a good weekend, Tony?
0:55.7	I did have a good weekend.
0:56.7	I had a real nice weekend.
0:57.6	It was a good time, a good holiday, holiday time.
1:03.3	Good.
1:03.8	Did you celebrate all the holidays?
1:05.9	I celebrated all the holidays.
1:07.3	That's good.
1:08.3	Which is hard to do because most of those things are celebrated with like different types of
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