We're in a Giggity Quagmire

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody.
0:01.3	You guys, the Netflix comedy festival is arriving.
0:05.0	The Joke Festival.
0:05.5	And they gave us the YouTube Theater. Thank you. Thank you. 5-8. 5-8. What is that? May 8th. May 8th. We're going to be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube Theater, which, by the way, is right next to SoFi. So-Fi. We're down there by So-Fi. So come see the bad friends for Netflix is a joke fest May 8th in Los Angeles.
0:23.2	Bobby.
0:23.4	And tickets are going fast? Sofai. So far. We're down there by SoFi. So Fy. So come see the bad friends for Netflix as a joke fest, May 8th in Los Angeles.
0:23.1	And tickets are going fast. Bobby just announced a ton of new dates. I have new. This is my last tour for three years. Yeah, you got to do. Yeah. So I'm going to, I'm doing this run and I'm not going to go out for like two or three years. So if you want to see...
0:34.4	You'll have a new hour.
0:35.0	You want to see Bobby.
0:36.0	You better go see him on the finally tour.
0:37.8	Exactly.
0:38.1	He's going to be all over the country and even down under. three years. So if you want to see, you'll have a new hour. You want to see Bobby. You better go see him on the finally tour.
0:37.8	Exactly.
0:38.1	He's going to be all over the country and even down under.
0:55.6	Downanda. June 28th, by the way, I'm going to be at Del Mar, San Diego, dude. June 28th shows and July 24th, I'll be in St. Charles, Missouri. So June 28th, San Diego, go to bad friendspod.com to come see us May 8th at the YouTube Theater.
0:56.1	Go to Bobby Lee.
0:56.8	Live and go to bad friendspod.com to come see us. May 8th at the
0:55.4	YouTube theater, go to Bobby Lee. Dot live and go to Andrew Santino.com to come see us.
1:01.0	You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
1:04.6	White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
1:10.0	Oh, you two or something.
1:11.6	We're bad friends.
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