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Bad Friends
Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
4.7 • 14.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my God, it's so weird to be back in the studio |
| 0:02.6 | and hearing a head phone. |
| 0:03.7 | How you doing? How you doing? Tony bag of donuts. You're Tony? Yeah. Bag of Donuts? I'm Tony Bagged Donuts. I'm Jimmy Smalleyes. Tony Bagged Donuts. How you doing from Brooklyn? I know some- What are we doing here? I know somebody who knows somebody who makes it so you don't know nobody. Yeah, you know what? |
| 0:22.5 | You do? |
| 0:23.1 | Whoa. |
| 0:24.6 | Oh. What are we doing here? I know somebody who knows somebody who makes it so you don't know nobody. Yeah, you know what? You do? Whoa. No. You look like my cousin, Aisha. Tony. Tony. Tony. Is that your name? My name's Tony. Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you doing? Tony. Yeah, yeah. I'm from Brooklyn. Where you from? New York. New York. How you doing? New York. All you know yorkers out there, how you doing? And to get more comedy like this. Yeah, go to our Patreon. Please go. We're in a war! We're in a war. We're in a war. I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans that have bought tickets so far to the May 8th, Netflix is a joke festival. All 12 of you. And let me say this. It's undersold. It's undersold, yeah. Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego. Yeah, let's hurt it. Let's hurt it. I think it's under 40%. It's under 40% really? I think so. Is the blue good? Blue's bad. Blue is bad. Blue is all the people that have not bought tickets. So when is this? It's in a month. |
| 1:28.8 | Well, we'll pump it. I hope so because it's bad. Back in Brooklyn, we used to bump it. Hey, guys, we're going to start pumping it. You're going to pump it back in Brooklyn. We used to pump it. God, look at that. That's bad. Well, we're competing against so many people. Who else is per Google? Who else is |
| 1:45.3 | performing for Netflix as a joke on May 8th? It says John Malaney, uh, jelly roll and Andrew |
| 1:52.9 | Salta the Greek. We are at the YouTube theater. Matt Rife is at the Hollywood Bowl, |
| 1:57.7 | Stampedown, our boy, Zach Zucker, uh, Ronnie Hay S Hassan Minaj and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby Theater. Yeah, I mean, it- You guys are like the 10th most famous. Dude. First of all, we're fourth on the list. We are fourth on the list. So it goes Malaney, Schultz, and Jelly Roll. |
| 2:17.9 | Yeah. |
| 2:18.3 | And then us. |
| 2:18.9 | We're third. |
| 2:19.8 | We're third. |
| 2:20.1 | You guys are third. |
| 2:20.7 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 2:21.5 | That's what I meant. |
| 2:22.3 | No, that's not what you meant. |
| 2:23.3 | No, I meant. What you meant is that you want to get fired. That's what you meant. And by the way, we're above Matt Rife at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger. |
| 2:30.3 | And I bet he sold it out already. |
| 2:31.4 | He already sold it out. |
| 2:32.1 | He already sold the Hollywood Bowl out. |
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