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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.714.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

So, you know, I have a bunch of Filipinos living my house. Too many. Some would argue that you're at the limit. You know, like with animals, you know how you can only have certain animals in your house? Careful. Careful now. I don't think animals in Filipino should be. They're not even the same thing because Philippines are humans. So you're making the comparison to how having animals is the same as having Filipino? Or just anybody, I guess. What's the law for how many animals you're allowed to have in your house at one time?

0:23.2

In California.

0:23.8

In California.

0:24.6

I think it's... But you're making the comparison to how having animals is the same as having Filipinos? Or just anybody, I guess. What's the law for how many animals you're allowed to have in your house at one time?

0:23.2

In California.

0:23.8

In California.

0:24.6

I think it's five.

0:33.2

Five of each breed? No, just five. Five animals? Yeah. There's no way. You think higher? I bet it's like five cats, five dollars. I bet it's like, no.

0:34.7

I mean, there might not be restrictive.

0:35.7

There is a restrictive.

0:39.2

Total pet limits in some areas like Long Beach resident restricted to total of four,

0:55.9

four weaned pets. So they must be you got to weaned them. You got to weed them. And have a business where I wean them. Look at this. Three or four dogs or cats combined without a special kennel permit. It limits very wildly by municipality. Yeah. You know who your next-door neighbor is? Met him in Memphis at the Elvis,

1:10.7

at the one of our worst performances ever. Oh, I know. Spencer Presley. Clay, yeah, Spencer Presley. Spencer Sutherland. I ran in him last night. Oh, I know Spencer Sutherland. Yeah. Sexy dude. Sexy dude. Sexy dude. He's two or sex. And he told me what street he lives on and I go, what?

1:11.7

Bobby lives there.

1:12.9

And he goes, where?

1:11.0

We bring up, you're literally. did. Sexy dude. He's a sex. And he told me what street he lives on and I go, what? Bobby lives there.

1:11.9

Then he goes, where?

1:26.4

We bring up, you're literally three doors down from this kid. I've never seen him. He goes, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know where he lives. Do you know how I know? It's on your block? No, no, that's not it.

1:27.4

I just told you?

1:29.3

No.

1:30.1

O for two.

1:31.2

You're O for two.

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