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We’re Flying Abby To Another State For A Blind Date!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

It's happening this weekend. Abby is going to Indy to meet the man of her DREAMS. Is she nervous?

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

This bird show right here is putting a trust in you guys, one listener specifically, that we have never, never put in like we are this weekend.

0:12.6

We consider you guys friends, and we also feel like, look, the best recommendations to go out with somebody comes from friends.

0:20.1

So a listener hits us up and says, I got the perfect guy for Abby.

0:23.9

And we believed it.

0:25.5

And we're believing it as we send her on her way this weekend to Indiana.

0:29.9

You believed it so much you bought me a Delta flight and a private taxi from the airport in Indianapolis to the wedding in Crawford's Ville, Indiana.

0:40.4

Hell, yeah.

0:41.4

An hour outside the citizen, baby.

0:44.1

So really quick, 30-second recap, we had a Burt Show listener that sent us to save the date for her wedding and included the most beautiful handwritten note.

0:52.3

So for one of our 100 days, a good goes round, we went to her

0:56.1

wedding registry because I love a good wedding registry. And we all got her some stuff. Like we

1:00.5

basically bought like half her wedding registry, right? Yeah, she invited us all to go,

1:04.7

but we weren't going to go because it was in Crawdad, Indiana. No, that is not true.

1:08.6

Where the Croddads live in Indiana. So we did look into flights, but it's a Sunday

1:15.3

wedding and there wasn't a way for us to get back for the show on Monday because Bart and I, we were

1:19.9

legit going to go. No, man, it was going to be like the Oregon Trail. We were going to have to take

1:23.2

buses and trains and planes and we were going to have to swim across rivers.

1:30.3

You were going to have to take a private Mercedes Sprinter van from Crompertsville to the Indianapolis airport.

1:36.0

So we did the wedding registry instead and she was very sweet and wished them both the best because they are getting married this weekend.

1:44.4

But then she followed up and she's like, hey, listen, y'all, I know Bert, Kristen, y'all

1:47.9

can't make it. But please, if you could please, please, please send Abby because I have a guy

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