You're on the Bert Show.

Okay, I am probably looking forward to this more than I should be.

You're not the only one.

Okay, so let's get Addison back on, who called us yesterday.

Abby can feel all of this.

What is the rudest thing and the most shocking thing, if you can tell, that a guy has said, like, within the first three exchanges.

Basically, I mean, they'll just come out right and say, you look very blankable, something like that.

And that's not a compliment.

You know, I can't say that it is, Bert.

If the guy's really good looking, is it a compliment?

No, I think either way, it's a pretty big turnoff.

So here's a juxtaposition.

So somebody says, hey, man, you look really believable.

Or, hey, man, you look super intelligent.

Wouldn't that be just a twist of fate?

Which would you rather receive that you look really blankable or you look highly intelligent?

Well, that's silly.

You can't see her intelligence.

You can see how hot she is.

You can read my prompts and you can see how witty I am.

I would love for a man to look at me and be like, hmm, you look like you do wordel for fun. I think it just, it shows low effort. Like it's just so cavemany, like, you look really, uh, when he could really be clever and be like, wow, you look like you look into the meanings of people's names and try and correlate that to their personalities. I don't know. It could be more specific.

Right. Something.

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