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Welcome back to Emergency Intercom I know a lot of y'all were speculating that we were going to come back with something big

and intrusive and scary but we didn't do that.

Yeah, we didn't do.

I mean, like there's only so much you can do.

I feel like we're already such a sexually charged comedic duo that, like, there's not

much else we could do that's, like, a funny take on 69.

Like, I had a few ideas, but all of them were, like, a little too romantic because me,

I'm the kind of girl who, like, not only can I get nasty and like suck dick and fuck but I like when it like comes to like the

view of it I just take it in a more romantic light and I was like oh we could do this we could do

that but it just all sound like making love why is romance dead can we talk about that you've never experienced it so it's not like, it's not dead. That's what I'm saying. Wait, no, unironically, why am I the one that has to chase? Like, I should attract. Well, I do attract, but then like, why am I the one that has to initiate? Because it takes two to tango, bitch. But no, no, no, I initiate, and then the other person doesn't do anything after that.

And you initiate intense, intimate, and emotional conversation?

Yes.

And how do you do that?

Like, what's usually you're like...

What's up?

Let me pick your brain.

I love the way you see the world. I really love the way you see the world. Romance isn't dead, babes. Now we just, there's too many fish in the sea. I guess it is dead in that sense. But, I mean, it's always been dead for you because you've never had like that. Yeah, and I never will. And I'm okay with that. I genuinely am.

I've come to peace with it.

I have my keys in my wallet in my pocket. And why am I scared to show what my keys and wallet look like? Because what if somebody like steals it? It is so cold. Yeah, I know. I, bitch, I can tell that you're cold. but like did you guys miss me

oh my god

you know I was I was hoping

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