We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Stand-up, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim kicks off the week with another wild mix of internet absurdity, cringe-inducing viral clips, and bizarre news stories you won’t hear anywhere else. First up, we revisit the strange world of Mead Skelton, who returns with a new video detailing another health scare that landed […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, March 9th, 2026.
0:04.3	Coming up on the program today,
0:05.9	Mead Skelton has been shitting all the way to the ER again.
0:09.5	Plus, a physical sibling fight caught on live stream,
0:12.9	should deaf people be allowed to sign while driving?
0:16.0	And I interview a drunk racist hawk.
0:19.5	All coming up today.
0:23.3	Distorted View Daily
0:24.8	proudly presents
0:26.4	another installment
0:27.4	of the special poetry slam.
0:30.4	I can't
0:31.2	me more.
0:33.9	Ice skating gives me joy.
0:36.3	I like you
0:37.2	no, not. I like you. No.
0:38.3	I like the movement.
0:43.3	When you have a carpet to ride on, you cannot move around very much.
0:47.3	When you are on the ice like me, you feel a lot clearer.
0:51.3	It makes me know. I'm out lot clearer. It makes me new
0:55.0	I'm happy
0:57.0	who is out there
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